🔥 CUCKOLDoin Hoodie – when the market betrays you again! Inspired by every trading fail, this parody of KuCoin is designed for those who embrace the humor and pain of crypto life.
✔️ Meme-inspired design: A playful take on crypto fails and unexpected market reversals. ✔️ Premium materials: 50% preshrunk cotton and 50% polyester – comfort and durability combined. ✔️ Soft and durable: Air-jet spun yarn keeps the fabric pill-free. ✔️ Functional: Kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood for maximum comfort. ✔️ Versatile style: Perfect for daily wear, charting sessions, and waiting for alt-season to arrive.
🌎 Eco-friendly production: We produce hoodies only after an order is placed to avoid overproduction.
📏 Sizes: XS – XXL (unisex):
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
S
27
20
M
28
22
L
29
24
XL
30
26
2XL
31
28
3XL
32
30
4XL
33
32
5XL
34
34
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
S
68.6
50.8
M
71.1
55.9
L
73.7
61
XL
76.2
66
2XL
78.7
71.1
3XL
81.3
76.2
4XL
83.8
81.3
5XL
86.4
86.4
🛒 Order now and join the meme-driven crypto culture!🚀 *humorous parody inspired by crypto culture*
